AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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