normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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