Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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