Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Sorry my hands just texted you
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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