I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
