Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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