the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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