I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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