Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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