apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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