Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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