Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
So much rum. So many feels.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
false alarm, still single
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
