How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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