Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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