she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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