Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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