So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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