The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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