What did we do last night that was yellow?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she pinky promised me she was 18
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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