Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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