it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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