Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I want her autograph on my taint
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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