Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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