I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
