would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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