just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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