glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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