You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize