There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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