help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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