So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I stole a fireplace last night.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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