ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We have so much sex to catch up on
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
