Farmville is her only friend.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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