Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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