butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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