Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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