i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
