Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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