One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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