...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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