Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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