K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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