I hate all girls vehemently.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
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