No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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