he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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