How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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