he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Randomize
