I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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