dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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