yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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