It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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