Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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