Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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