if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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