He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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