Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
the condom got lost in my hair
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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