idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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