As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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